Okay, I saw the weirdest article today. There is just some celebrity gossip I don’t want to know about. And Boy George being found guilty for falsely imprisoning a male escort is not high on my list of need to know. I’m more interested in stuff like, I don’t know, say what John Mayer or Robert Pattinson think of Beyonce’s song Single Ladies. I’m about as interested in a creepy peaking in the ’80s, Culture Club misfit’s fetishes as, hmmm… celebrity political opinions.
Here’s an excerpt:
“Norwegian escort Audun Carlsen had alleged he was handcuffed to a wall hook at the singer’s east London apartment on April 28, 2007. Prosecutors said Carlsen was held by the singer, whose real name is George O’Dowd, for under an hour.”
Audun should have just asked one question to Boy, “Do you really want to hurt me?” Get it? It’s funny.
Over and out….